Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "When anyone says `theoretically,' they \ | really mean `not really.'" | | | \ -- David Parnas / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;