Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / "His eyes were cold. As cold as the \ | bitter winter snow that was falling | | outside. Yes, cold and therefore | \ difficult to chew..." / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;