Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Hors d'oeuvres -- a ham sandwich cut \ | into forty pieces. | | | \ -- Jack Benny / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;