Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / To write a sonnet you must ruthlessly \ | strip down your words to naked, willing | | flesh. Then bind them to a metaphor or | | three, and take by force a satisfying | | mesh. Arrange them to your will, each | | foot in place. You are the master here, | | and they the slaves. Now whip them to | | maintain a constant pace and rhythm as | | they stand in even staves. A word that | | strikes no pleasure? Cast it out! What | | use are words that drive not to the | | heart? A lazy phrase? Discard it, shrug | | off doubt, and choose more docile words | | to take its part. A well-trained sonnet | | lives to entertain, by making love | \ directly to the brain. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;