Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Because I don't need to worry about \ | finances I can ignore Microsoft and | | take over the (computing) world from | | the grassroots. | | | \ -- Linus Torvalds / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;