Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; \ | every man is a peece of the Continent, | | a part of the maine; if a Clod bee | | washed away by the Sea, Europe is the | | lesse, as well as if a Promontorie | | were, as well as if a Mannor of thy | | friends or of thine owne were; any mans | | death diminishes me, because I am | | involved in Mankinde; And therefore | | never send to know for whom the bell | | tolls; It tolls for thee. | | | \ -- John Donne, "No Man is an Iland" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;