Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / APL is a natural extension of assembler \ | language programming; ...and is best | | for educational purposes. | | | \ -- A. Perlis / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;