Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / "Of all the tyrannies that affect \ | mankind, tyranny in religion is the | | worst." | | | \ -- Thomas Paine / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;