Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Dear Emily: \ | | | How can I choose what groups to post | | in? | | | | -- Confused | | | | Dear Confused: | | | | Pick as many as you can, so that you | | get the widest audience. After all, the | | net exists to give you an audience. | | Ignore those who suggest you should | | only use groups where you think the | | article is highly appropriate. Pick all | | groups where anybody might even be | | slightly interested. | | | | Always make sure followups go to all | | the groups. In the rare event that you | | post a followup which contains | | something original, make sure you | | expand the list of groups. Never | | include a "Followup-to:" line in the | | header, since some people might miss | | part of the valuable discussion in the | | fringe groups. | | | | -- Emily Postnews Answers Your | \ Questions on Netiquette / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;