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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ Dear Emily:                             \
|                                         |
| How can I choose what groups to post    |
| in?                                     |
|                                         |
| -- Confused                             |
|                                         |
| Dear Confused:                          |
|                                         |
| Pick as many as you can, so that you    |
| get the widest audience. After all, the |
| net exists to give you an audience.     |
| Ignore those who suggest you should     |
| only use groups where you think the     |
| article is highly appropriate. Pick all |
| groups where anybody might even be      |
| slightly interested.                    |
|                                         |
| Always make sure followups go to all    |
| the groups. In the rare event that you  |
| post a followup which contains          |
| something original, make sure you       |
| expand the list of groups. Never        |
| include a "Followup-to:" line in the    |
| header, since some people might miss    |
| part of the valuable discussion in the  |
| fringe groups.                          |
|                                         |
| -- Emily Postnews Answers Your          |
\ Questions on Netiquette                 /
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;