Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / THE OLD POOL SHOOTER had won many a \ | game in his life. But now it was time | | to hang up the cue. When he did, all | | the other cues came crashing go the | | floor. | | | | "Sorry," he said with a smile. | | | \ -- Jack Handey, The New Mexican, 1988. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;