Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / One of the most overlooked advantages \ | to computers is... If they do foul up, | | there's no law against whacking them | | around a little. | | | \ -- Joe Martin / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;