Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Coronation, n.: \ | | | The ceremony of investing a sovereign | | with the outward and visible | | | | signs of his divine right to be blown | | skyhigh with a dynamite bomb. | | | | -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's | \ Dictionary" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;