Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / There once was this swami who lived \ | above a delicatessan. Seems one day he | | decided to stop in downstairs for some | | fresh liver. Well, the owner of the | | deli was a bit of a cheap-skate, and | | decided to pick up a little extra | | change at his customer's expense. | | Turning quietly to the counterman, he | | whispered, "Weigh down upon the swami's | \ liver!" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;