Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Research is what I'm doing when I don't \ | know what I'm doing. | | | \ -- Wernher von Braun / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;