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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ There was this New Yorker that had a    \
| lifelong ambition to be an Texan.       |
| Fortunately, he had an Texan friend and |
| went to him for advice. "Mike, you know |
| I've always wanted to be a Texan.       |
| You're a *____real* Texan, what             |
| should I do?"                           |
|                                         |
| "Well," answered Mike, "The first thing |
| you've got to do is look like a Texan.  |
| That means you have to dress right. The |
| second thing you've got to do is speak  |
| in a southern drawl."                   |
|                                         |
| "Thanks, Mike, I'll give it a try,"     |
| replied the New Yorker.                 |
|                                         |
| A few weeks passed and the New Yorker   |
| saunters into a store dressed in a      |
| ten-gallon hat, cowboy boots, Levi      |
| jeans and a bandanna. "Hey, there,      |
| pardner, I'd like some beef, not too    |
| rare, and some of them fresh biscuits," |
| he tells the counterman.                |
|                                         |
| The guy behind the counter takes a long |
| look at him and then says, "You must be |
| from New York."                         |
|                                         |
| The New Yorker blushes, and says,       |
| "Well, yes, I am. How did you know?"    |
|                                         |
\ "Because this is a hardware store."     /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;