Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Fascinating, a totally parochial \ | attitude. | | | | -- Spock, "Metamorphosis", stardate | \ 3219.8 / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;