Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A green hunting cap squeezed the top of \ | the fleshy balloon of a head. The green | | earflaps, full of large ears and uncut | | hair and the fine bristles that grew in | | the ears themselvse, stuck out on | | either side like turn signals | | indicating two directions at once. | | Full, pursed lips protruded beneath the | | bushy black moustache and, at their | | corners, sank into little folds filled | | with disapproval and potato chip | | crumbs. In the shadow under the green | | visor of the cap Ignatius J. Reilly's | | supercilious blue and yellow eyes | | looked down upon the other people | | waiting under the clock at the D. H. | | Holmes department store, studying the | | crowd of people for signs of bad taste | | in dress. Several of the outfits, | | Ignatius noticed, were new enough and | | expensive enough to be properly | | considered offenses against taste and | | decency. Possession of anything new or | | expensive only reflected a person's | | lack of theology and geometry; it could | | even cast doubts upon one's soul. | | | | -- John Kennedy Toole, "Confederacy of | \ Dunces" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;