Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / A truth that's told with bad intent \ | Beats all the lies you can invent. | | | \ -- William Blake / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;