Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / I don't want to achieve immortality \ | through my work. I want to achieve | | immortality through not dying. | | | \ -- Woody Allen / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;