Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / As I was passing Project MAC, I met a \ | Quux with seven hacks. Every hack had | | seven bugs; Every bug had seven | | manifestations; Every manifestation had | | seven symptoms. Symptoms, | | manifestations, bugs, and hacks, How | \ many losses at Project MAC? / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;