Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / When users see one GUI as beautiful, \ | other user interfaces become ugly. When | | users see some programs as winners, | | other programs become lossage. | | | | Pointers and NULLs reference each | | other. High level and assembler depend | | on each other. Double and float cast to | | each other. High-endian and low-endian | | define each other. While and until | | follow each other. | | | | Therefore the Guru programs without | | doing anything and teaches without | | saying anything. Warnings arise and he | | lets them come; processes are swapped | | and he lets them go. He has but doesn't | | possess, acts but doesn't expect. When | | his work is done, he deletes it. That | \ is why it lasts forever. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;