Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Look, we play the Star Spangled Banner \ | before every game. You want us to pay | | income taxes, too? | | | \ -- Bill Veeck, Chicago White Sox / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;