Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "In the event of a percieved failing of \ | the project leadership #debian is | | empowered to take drastic and descisive | | action to correct the failing, | | including by not limited to expelling | | officials, apointing new officials and | | generally abusing power" | | | | -- proposed amendment to Debian | \ Constitution / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;