Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ___________________________________ / Either approach may give birth to \ | various sorts of monstrosities. | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199710221950.MAA25210@wall.org> / ----------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;