Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / If you sit down at a poker game and \ | don't see a sucker, get up. You're the | \ sucker. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;