Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Brian Kernighan has an automobile \ | which he helped design. Unlike most | | automobiles, it has neither | | speedometer, nor gas gauge, nor any of | | the numerous idiot lights which plague | | the modern driver. Rather, if the | | driver makes any mistake, a giant "?" | | lights up in the center of the | | dashboard. "The experienced driver", he | \ says, "will usually know what's wrong." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;