Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Seriously, the way I did this was by \ | using a special /sbin/loader binary | | with debugging hooks that I made ("dd" | | is your friend: binary editors are for | | wimps). | | | | -- Linus Torvalds, in an article on a | \ dnserver / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;