Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ /those apparently-bacteria-like \ | multicolor worms coming out of | | | | microsoft's backorifice that's | \ the backoffice logo / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;