Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The average woman must inevitably view \ | her actual husband with a certain | | disdain; he is anything but her ideal. | | In consequence, she cannot help feeling | | that her children are cruelly | | handicapped by the fact that he is | | their father. | | | \ -- H. L. Mencken / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;