Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Hokey religions and ancient weapons are \ | no substitute for a good blaster at | | your side. | | | \ -- Han Solo / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;