Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Because we don't think about future \ | generations, they will never forget us. | | | \ -- Henrik Tikkanen / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;