Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / When there is an old maid in the house, \ | a watch dog is unnecessary. | | | \ -- Balzac / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;