Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Ill-chosen abstraction is particularly \ | evident in the design of the ADA | | runtime system. The interface to the | | ADA runtime system is so opaque that it | | is impossible to model or predict its | | performance, making it effectively | | useless for real-time systems. -- Marc | \ D. Donner and David H. Jameson. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;