Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Skill without imagination is \ | craftsmanship and gives us many useful | | objects such as wickerwork picnic | | baskets. Imagination without skill | | gives us modern art. | | | \ -- Tom Stoppard / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;