Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / This is a test of the Emergency \ | Broadcast System. If this had been an | | actual emergency, do you really think | \ we'd stick around to tell you? / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;