Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / William Safire's rules for writing as \ | seen in the New York Times | | | | Do not put statements in the negative | | form. | | | | And don't start sentences with a | | conjunction. | | | | If you reread your work, you will find | | on rereading that a great | | | | deal of repetition can be avoided by | | rereading and editing. | | | | Never use a long word when a diminutive | | one will do. | | | | Unqualified superlatives are the worst | | of all. | | | | If any word is improper at the end of a | | sentence, a linking verb is. | | | | Avoid trendy locutions that sound | | flaky. | | | | Never, ever use repetitive | | redundancies. | | | | Also, avoid awkward or affected | | alliteration. | | | | Last, but not least, avoid cliche's | \ like the plague. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;