Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "So you don't have to, Cindy, but I \ | was wondering if you might want to go | | to someplace, you know, with me, | | sometime." | | | | "Well, I can think of a lot of worse | | things, David." | | | | "Friday, then?" | | | | "Why not, David, it might even be fun." | | | \ -- Dating in Minnesota / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;