Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Wombat's Laws of Computer Selection: \ | | | (1) If it doesn't run Unix, forget it. | | | | (2) Any computer design over 10 years | | old is obsolete. | | | | (3) Anything made by IBM is junk. (See | | number 2) | | | | (4) The minimum acceptable CPU power | | for a single user is a | | | | VAX/780 with a floating point | | accelerator. | | | | (5) Any computer with a mouse is | | worthless. | | | \ -- Rich Kulawiec / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;