Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Police: Good evening, are you the host? \ | Host: No. Police: We've been getting | | complaints about this party. Host: | | About the drugs? Police: No. Host: | | About the guns, then? Is somebody | | complaining about the guns? Police: No, | | the noise. Host: Oh, the noise. Well | | that makes sense because there are no | | guns | | | | or drugs here. (An enormous explosion | | is heard in the | | | | background.) Or fireworks. Who's | | complaining about the noise? | | | | The neighbors? Police: No, the | | neighbors fled inland hours ago. Most | | of the recent | | | | complaints have come from Pittsburgh. | | Do you think you could | | | | ask the host to quiet things down? | | Host: No Problem. (At this point, a | | Volkswagon bug with primitive | | | | religious symbols drawn on the doors | | emerges from the living | | | | room and roars down the hall, past the | | police and onto the | | | | lawn, where it smashes into a tree. | | Eight guests tumble out | | | | onto the grass, moaning.) See? Things | | are starting to wind | | | \ down. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;