Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Linus: Hi! I thought it was you. \ | | | I've been watching you from way off... | | You're looking great! Snoopy: That's | | nice to know. | | | | The secret of life is to look good at a | \ distance. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;