Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / When I came back to Dublin I was \ | courtmartialed in my absence and | | sentenced to death in my absence, so I | | said they could shoot me in my absence. | | | \ -- Brendan Behan / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;