Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Yevtushenko has... an ego that can \ | crack crystal at a distance of twenty | | feet. | | | \ -- John Cheever / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;