Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Far back in the mists of ancient time, \ | in the great and glorious days of the | | former Galactic Empire, life was wild, | | rich and largely tax free. | | | | Mighty starships plied their way | | between exotic suns, seeking adventure | | and reward among the furthest reaches | | of Galactic space. In those days, | | spirits were brave, the stakes were | | high, men were real men, women were | | real women and small furry creatures | | from Alpha Centauri were real small | | furry creatures from Alpha Centauri. | | And all dared to brave unknown terrors, | | to do mighty deeds, to boldly split | | infinitives that no man had split | | before -- and thus was the Empire | | forged. | | | | -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's | \ Guide to the Galaxy" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;