Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / You shouldn't wallow in self-pity. But \ | it's OK to put your feet in it and | | swish them around a little. | | | \ -- Guindon / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;