Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Oh yeah. Forgot about those. Getting \ | senile, I guess... | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199710261551.HAA17791@wall.org> / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;