Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Has your family tried 'em? \ | | | POWDERMILK BISCUITS | | | | Heavens, they're tasty and expeditious! | | | | They're made from whole wheat, to give | | shy persons | | | | the strength to get up and do what | | needs to be done. | | | | POWDERMILK BISCUITS | | | | Buy them ready-made in the big blue box | | with the picture of | | | | the biscuit on the front, or in the | | brown bag with the dark | | | \ stains that indicate freshness. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;