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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/  Once there lived a village of          \
| creatures along the bottom of a great   |
| crystal river. Each creature in its own |
| manner clung tightly to the twigs and   |
| rocks of the river bottom, for clinging |
| was their way of life, and resisting    |
| the current what each had learned from  |
| birth. But one creature said at last,   |
| "I trust that the current knows where   |
| it is going. I shall let go, and let it |
| take me where it will. Clinging, I      |
| shall die of boredom."                  |
|                                         |
| The other creatures laughed and said,   |
| "Fool! Let go, and that current you     |
| worship will throw you tumbled and      |
| smashed across the rocks, and you will  |
| die quicker than boredom!"              |
|                                         |
| But the one heeded them not, and taking |
| a breath did let go, and at once was    |
| tumbled and smashed by the current      |
| across the rocks. Yet, in time, as the  |
| creature refused to cling again, the    |
| current lifted him free from the        |
| bottom, and he was bruised and hurt no  |
| more.                                   |
|                                         |
| And the creatures downstream, to whom   |
| he was a stranger, cried, "See a        |
| miracle! A creature like ourselves, yet |
| he flies! See the Messiah, come to save |
| us all!" And the one carried in the     |
| current said, "I am no more Messiah     |
| than you. The river delight to lift us  |
| free, if only we dare let go. Our true  |
| work is this voyage, this adventure.    |
|                                         |
| But they cried the more, "Saviour!" all |
| the while clinging to the rocks, making |
| legends of a Saviour.                   |
|                                         |
\ -- Richard Bach                         /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;