Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Everything is worth precisely as much \ | as a belch, the difference being that a | | belch is more satisfying. | | | \ -- Ingmar Bergman / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;