Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Pedaeration, n.: \ | | | The perfect body heat achieved by | | having one leg under the | | | | sheet and one hanging off the edge of | | the bed. | | | \ -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;