Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Buzz off, Banana Nose; Relieve mine \ | eyes Of hateful soreness, purge mine | | ears of corn; Less dear than army ants | | in apple pies Art thou, old prune-face, | | with thy chestnuts worn, Dropt from thy | | peeling lips like lousy fruit; Like | | honeybees upon the perfum'd rose They | | suck, and like the double-breasted suit | | Are out of date; therefore, Banana | | Nose, Go fly a kite, thy welcome's | | overstayed; And stem the produce of thy | | waspish wits: Thy logick, like thy | | locks, is disarrayed; Thy cheer, like | | thy complexion, is the pits. Be off, I | | say; go bug somebody new, Scram, beat | \ it, get thee hence, and nuts to you. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;